From 9e3c4ee13e80a45aaeef8b5e470c78df0fd99755 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Chandler Swift <chandler@chandlerswift.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 01:56:24 -0600
Subject: [PATCH] bert: Add handle_errors clause to all sites

It looks like this was CLOSED WONTFIX: How can we _possibly_ know that
upon an error, the developer might want us to send an indication of that
error??!!1! Snark aside (mine and his): it looks like there's not a
great way to enable sane error behavior globally :/

https://caddy.community/t/handling-errors-globally/17174/2

In the future, I should probably make this a snippet or something.
---
 bert/services/http/files.chandlerswift.com.nix  | 4 ++++
 bert/services/http/harborpaperco.com.nix        | 4 ++++
 bert/services/http/home.chandlerswift.com.nix   | 4 ++++
 bert/services/http/katherineandchandler.com.nix | 4 ++++
 bert/services/http/maps.chandlerswift.com.nix   | 4 ++++
 bert/services/http/swiftgang.net.nix            | 4 ++++
 6 files changed, 24 insertions(+)

diff --git a/bert/services/http/files.chandlerswift.com.nix b/bert/services/http/files.chandlerswift.com.nix
index 74c5e0c..7aead1e 100644
--- a/bert/services/http/files.chandlerswift.com.nix
+++ b/bert/services/http/files.chandlerswift.com.nix
@@ -4,6 +4,10 @@
     encode zstd gzip
     file_server
     root * /srv/www/files.chandlerswift.com
+
+    handle_errors {
+      respond "{err.status_code} {err.status_text}"
+    }
   '';
   systemd.tmpfiles.settings."10-files-chandlerswift-com" = {
     "/srv/www/files.chandlerswift.com" = {
diff --git a/bert/services/http/harborpaperco.com.nix b/bert/services/http/harborpaperco.com.nix
index 705b0b1..8b46fa2 100644
--- a/bert/services/http/harborpaperco.com.nix
+++ b/bert/services/http/harborpaperco.com.nix
@@ -6,6 +6,10 @@
       encode zstd gzip
       file_server
       root * /srv/www/harborpaperco.com
+
+      handle_errors {
+        respond "{err.status_code} {err.status_text}"
+      }
     '';
   };
   # services.caddy.virtualHosts."pureserendipityweddings.com" = {
diff --git a/bert/services/http/home.chandlerswift.com.nix b/bert/services/http/home.chandlerswift.com.nix
index 506ef7d..1c11558 100644
--- a/bert/services/http/home.chandlerswift.com.nix
+++ b/bert/services/http/home.chandlerswift.com.nix
@@ -16,6 +16,10 @@
       # it sorta feels wrong to do this without a `/sheets` suffix.
       root /mnt/bigbird-public
     }
+
+    handle_errors {
+      respond "{err.status_code} {err.status_text}"
+    }
   '';
   systemd.tmpfiles.settings."10-home-chandlerswift-com" = {
     "/srv/www/home.chandlerswift.com" = {
diff --git a/bert/services/http/katherineandchandler.com.nix b/bert/services/http/katherineandchandler.com.nix
index 352cf32..2aa308d 100644
--- a/bert/services/http/katherineandchandler.com.nix
+++ b/bert/services/http/katherineandchandler.com.nix
@@ -5,6 +5,10 @@
     file_server
     root * /srv/www/katherineandchandler.com
     # hide .git # ???
+
+    handle_errors {
+      respond "{err.status_code} {err.status_text}"
+    }
   '';
   systemd.tmpfiles.settings."10-katherineandchandler-com" = {
     "/srv/www/katherineandchandler.com" = {
diff --git a/bert/services/http/maps.chandlerswift.com.nix b/bert/services/http/maps.chandlerswift.com.nix
index fb21cb8..101820b 100644
--- a/bert/services/http/maps.chandlerswift.com.nix
+++ b/bert/services/http/maps.chandlerswift.com.nix
@@ -5,6 +5,10 @@
     file_server
     root * /srv/www/maps.chandlerswift.com
     # hide .git # ???
+
+    handle_errors {
+      respond "{err.status_code} {err.status_text}"
+    }
   '';
   systemd.tmpfiles.settings."10-maps-chandlerswift-com" = {
     "/srv/www/maps.chandlerswift.com" = {
diff --git a/bert/services/http/swiftgang.net.nix b/bert/services/http/swiftgang.net.nix
index 82bee79..1de094e 100644
--- a/bert/services/http/swiftgang.net.nix
+++ b/bert/services/http/swiftgang.net.nix
@@ -4,6 +4,10 @@
     encode zstd gzip
     file_server
     root * /srv/www/swiftgang.net
+
+    handle_errors {
+      respond "{err.status_code} {err.status_text}"
+    }
   '';
   systemd.tmpfiles.settings."10-swiftgang-net" = {
     "/srv/www/swiftgang.net" = {