bert: Add bible.chandlerswift.com

bert/services/http/bible.chandlerswift.com.nix

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+{ pkgs, ... }:
+
+let
+  bibleApiPackage = pkgs.stdenv.mkDerivation {
+    pname = "bible-api";
+    version = "2025-07-18";
+
+    src = pkgs.fetchzip {
+      url = "https://bible.helloao.org/api.zip";
+      hash = "sha256-bYl8svY++D0+YHXZ8/3h+yn0xiqIDCXcN+Hh9FjP98k=";
+      stripRoot = false;
+    };
+
+    dontBuild = true;
+
+    installPhase = ''
+      mkdir -p $out/api
+      mv * $out/api/
+    '';
+  };
+in {
+  services.caddy.enable = true;
+
+  services.caddy.virtualHosts."bible.chandlerswift.com" = {
+    extraConfig = ''
+      encode zstd gzip
+      file_server
+      root * ${bibleApiPackage}
+
+      handle / {
+        header Content-Type text/html
+        # This is a bit of a hack, but I was unable to find a better way to just
+        # serve the contents of the file. If I knew the directory of the file
+        # and its filename, I think I could use file_server with try_files, but
+        # if I do a `file_server` with `.\${./bible.chandlerswift.com.html}`, then
+        # bible.chandlerswift.com.html just gets copied as a file into nix-store
+        # and I don't know its name. ...or something? Anyway this seems to work!
+        respond <<EOF
+      ${builtins.readFile ./bible.chandlerswift.com.html}
+      EOF
+      }
+
+      handle_errors {
+        respond "{err.status_code} {err.status_text}"
+      }
+    '';
+  };
+}